A Funny Story
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A Funny Story
There were these four people on a plane and something went very wrong, and the pilot came running out of the cockpit grabbed a parachute and jumped without saying a word! There were only three parachutes left?
As smoke gradually begin to fill the fuselage, one of the four passengers grabbed a chute and said, I'm a famous athlete and millions wait to cheer me to victory, which gives them courage to meet every new day. I'm to important to die and he jumped!
A second passenger grabbed one and said I'm a Physicist and one of the smartest people in the world; generations of young people await to be trained by me in the future. I'm way to important to die and he jumped!
A third person stood up who was a Pastor and after a moment of silent thought, he said to the forth person who was a young teenage boy. I've lived a long and good life son, here you take the the chute you have your whole life ahead of you.
The teenager looked at the preacher with a smile and said, cheer up Preach! Yo, the smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack, dude!
As smoke gradually begin to fill the fuselage, one of the four passengers grabbed a chute and said, I'm a famous athlete and millions wait to cheer me to victory, which gives them courage to meet every new day. I'm to important to die and he jumped!
A second passenger grabbed one and said I'm a Physicist and one of the smartest people in the world; generations of young people await to be trained by me in the future. I'm way to important to die and he jumped!
A third person stood up who was a Pastor and after a moment of silent thought, he said to the forth person who was a young teenage boy. I've lived a long and good life son, here you take the the chute you have your whole life ahead of you.
The teenager looked at the preacher with a smile and said, cheer up Preach! Yo, the smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack, dude!
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Re: A Funny Story
Anyhow, it was funny to me! I've laughed for 6 months, wondering what the next thoughts were from the smartest person in the world; two feet out into outer space and hurling towards his death!
Maybe a little dark humor?!
Maybe a little dark humor?!
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