A Funny Story
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A Funny Story
There were these four people on a plane and something went very wrong, and the pilot came running out of the cockpit grabbed a parachute and jumped without saying a word! There were only three parachutes left?
As smoke gradually begin to fill the fuselage, one of the four passengers grabbed a chute and said, I'm a famous athlete and millions wait to cheer me to victory, which gives them courage to meet every new day. I'm to important to die and he jumped!
A second passenger grabbed one and said I'm a Physicist and one of the smartest people in the world; generations of young people await to be trained by me in the future. I'm way to important to die and he jumped!
A third person stood up who was a Pastor and after a moment of silent thought, he said to the forth person who was a young teenage boy. I've lived a long and good life son, here you take the the chute you have your whole life ahead of you.
The teenager looked at the preacher with a smile and said, cheer up Preach! Yo, the smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack, dude!![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
![Twisted Evil](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_twisted.gif)
As smoke gradually begin to fill the fuselage, one of the four passengers grabbed a chute and said, I'm a famous athlete and millions wait to cheer me to victory, which gives them courage to meet every new day. I'm to important to die and he jumped!
![Suspect](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/suspect.gif)
A second passenger grabbed one and said I'm a Physicist and one of the smartest people in the world; generations of young people await to be trained by me in the future. I'm way to important to die and he jumped!
![Evil or Very Mad](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_evil.gif)
A third person stood up who was a Pastor and after a moment of silent thought, he said to the forth person who was a young teenage boy. I've lived a long and good life son, here you take the the chute you have your whole life ahead of you.
![pale](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_pale.gif)
The teenager looked at the preacher with a smile and said, cheer up Preach! Yo, the smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack, dude!
![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png)
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Re: A Funny Story
Anyhow, it was funny to me! I've laughed for 6 months, wondering what the next thoughts were from the smartest person in the world; two feet out into outer space and hurling towards his death!
Maybe a little dark humor?!
![Surprised](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_surprised.gif)
Maybe a little dark humor?!
Knight2Christ- Posts : 30
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